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20th April 2012

Am I too old to be loved???

Will anybody ever pick me up and throw me against the fridge again…unable to
control themselves and intoxicated by my perfume, my hair, my red lipstick,
eyelash extensions, expressive (ha ha) mouth and the fact that I sometimes get
a little generous when hammered???

AND IF THAT DID happen…and someone fell into the trap I’d set – a world full of
matching underwear, handholding and not getting slapped on the back and sent to
the bar when the lads needed a round in….what difference would it make to his
LIFE???

My Life…

Would we look constantly for each others emails and texts – having no clue why
we felt like we did about each other – half hoping this hell would end and half
hoping this heaven never WOULD???

Would we spend hours deciding on what to wear for “that date”…too bright, too
tight…not tight enough. Too OBVIOUS.

I HAVE A SHOCKER FOR YOU…

WE ARE ALL in the game of a very VERY similar kind of LOVE.

** SLIGHTLY different detail. Just SLIGHTLY.

If you were meeting the love of your life would you wear an old washed out T
shirt, show your muffin top and speak in a monotone voice???

Would you send an expressionless email – signing off “KIND REGARDS’’??

OR – treat your very own Elvis or Audrey Hepburn in the same way???…EXACTLY the
same way as you treat the last 100 PEOPLE you encountered.

EVER WONDERED how to get someone…ANYONE to desire what you do, be intoxicated,
woken up – inspired by YOU and the heady perfume of your offer that they just
can’t help themselves BUY  – FROM – YOU.

If we can’t get customers to take a piece of us home in their heart they will
NEVER love you enough to PAY you.

FIND OUT HOW TO BE THE GREATEST “LOVER” ON EARTH
(Well,  in the business sense, don’t get too excited!!!)

BOOK NOW on one of my new:

“I LOVE YOU …but I don’t know WHY???’’ days…
and find EXACTLY how to have the world LOVING you and your company. Instantly.

** PLEASE NOTE – there will be no fridge activity at any of these events.

Thankyou.

n xxx


 

Comments

  • Dana • 20th April 2012

    You ALREADY sit on my shoulder as I write every email. But THIS bit will stick with me. Hope I didn’t blow this morning’s opportunity to throw my new love up against the fridge!

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